Egg Producer Prints

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"She's giving me only one egg a month, I think she's getting lazy."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

WHACK!

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

Egg Buggy

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'