Egg Farming Pillows

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Egg Buggy

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'