Egg Donation Pillows

"Congratulations! It's a cheque..."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

The Fault of the Fowl

'Fresh eggs!'

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

Golden Eggs.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Fast food

Humpty Dumpty

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Oh, yeah, I'll make sire THAT kid feels guilty the rest of his life.