Egg Donation Pillows

"Congratulations! It's a cheque..."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

The Fault of the Fowl

'Fresh eggs!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Golden Eggs.

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Fee Range Chickens

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Humpty Dumpty

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.