Egg-citing Parent-to-be Mugs

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Chicken: the one-man show

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Humpty the Game Warden

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

Egg ghost stories.

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

"In our own defense, the horses have had very little medical training."

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty

Egg.

Chicken with egg on its face.

"These eggs are well past their sell-by date!"

Billiards and cocks