Egg-citing Farmer Mugs

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

Chicken: the one-man show

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Humpty the Game Warden

Humpty Dumpty

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

I only lay egg whites.

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'John and Yolko.'

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

Henry is concerned that someone brought deviled eggs to the church potluck.

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

"In our own defense, the horses have had very little medical training."

Happy Easter.

'IVF Egg Donor Unit'

Chicken with egg on its face.

"She's giving me only one egg a month, I think she's getting lazy."

Health and Safety Humpty.