Egg-citing Chef Prints

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

Chicken: the one-man show

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Easter Egg Painting.

Russian eggs.

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Humpty Dumpty

The Hen Commandments.

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

I only lay egg whites.

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty