Egg-cellent Chef Prints

"Stop fretting Jessica, I know how to look after myself while you're away. In fact, I'm just making myself a fried egg sandwich now."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'We have three minutes left.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

The bad egg.

Easter Egg

Meet the layer.

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

Easter Egg Painting.

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"J'accuse!"

Russian eggs.

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Little Dark Specks

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

'C'mon, honey... I was kidding! I just burned this steak! It has nothing to do with Global Warming!'

Police Lineup

Warning!! Anti-Climb Paint.

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

'Why do I have to get all painted up just because it's Easter?'

'Hi -- I'm selling hatching insurance!'