Egg-cellent Chef Prints

"Stop fretting Jessica, I know how to look after myself while you're away. In fact, I'm just making myself a fried egg sandwich now."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'We have three minutes left.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Easter Egg

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

The bad egg.

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

Meet the layer.

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"J'accuse!"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Russian eggs.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

'C'mon, honey... I was kidding! I just burned this steak! It has nothing to do with Global Warming!'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

Little Dark Specks

Police Lineup

'Why do I have to get all painted up just because it's Easter?'

Warning!! Anti-Climb Paint.

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

'Becuase of global warming reduce by 10 degrees!'

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder