Effortless Achiever T-Shirts

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

Make your resolutions achievable.

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

Succeed.

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

You are more than your job description.

Segway Workout

"My career was on the launching pad."

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"