Efficiency Hacker Mugs

'Great news! We're not outsourcing your job, just your pay.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Work Parfait

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Gadget geek.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

Late/Too Late.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Stressed over time management

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Failure/Due Diligence

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."