Efficiency Guru Prints

'I wish they would just spring for a paper shredder.'

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

'Offshoring is the future and I'm afraid we've founds a lawyer in Mumbai whose 46% better at being you for half the cost.'

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

'Get with it, Dave! Cubicles are the new barrels!'

Clancy: Inventing Labour-Saving Devices

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Late/Too Late.

Maybe clean out your wallet

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Motivation to work

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Soaring Profits

Failure/Due Diligence

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"