Educational System Tinker Prints

"I still prefer the old fashioned universities."

Thinking Gears

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'You know too much,'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Sistine Selfie

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Technology and literature

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'That book is still floating around the system.'

Robotic Flower Arranging

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

"Now, you show me yours"

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'