Educational Outreach Prints

I got an A in despair.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Piorities in Minnesota.

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

"The school board, meeting in regular session, was able to work everything into the budget except the teachers."

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

"Why is it called History. Is it becasue they didn't believe her story?"

"Almost 30 percent of teachers assign extra reading during Hispanic Heritage Month."

The Texas School Book Depository

"Public opinion appears split between those who support the public school system and those who can afford private schools."

church

Additions to the Rainbow Curriculum

Back to School Bucks.

"Reboot, Robert."

Astronomers Without Borders.

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

"Hello – we're going door to door today to spread the word of science."

Back To School In Kansas...

'Obama telling our kids to study? Will the nightmare ever end'

"It appears the outreach program is working!"