Educational Event Prints

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

A Puppet Named Juan

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

Giant cat at school open night.

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."