Educational Event Mugs

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

A Puppet Named Juan

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Paul goes home for the holidays

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

Giant cat at school open night.

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."