Educational Comic Lovers Pillows

"Joey, you are sooo....consistent."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Are we there yet?'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Footballer and Bacteria.

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

String Theory for Beginners.

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex