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"You wanted me to go to that small college..they've gone out of business, and me degree was recalled."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

Personnel. Now, I want you to forget everything you learned in school. I'm way ahead of you!

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

'My father says, these intelligence tests are biased towards the intelligent.'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 7)- the Eternal Problem of Youth and Pedantry

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

Cutting Room Floor

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

Quiz Today. I don't remember clicking of any terms of agreement that cover this!

"I see you graduated Summa Cum Laude, but then didn't your whole graduating class."

"My teacher says I lack 'intellectual curiosity,' whatever that is."

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

'And I see you have a degree from the University of Wikipedia...'

Fish "I hate going back to school"

'My dad says school is a waste of time and that as long as I'm fast, I'll succeed...'

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