Education Parody Prints

Dannemora School for Exceptional & Gifted Felons.

Ethics exam cheater.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'

'Think Basics.'

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

"...And you get hazardous pay for study hall periods."

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

The Artificial Intelligentsia