Education Satire Lover Prints

"They go to a private school."

Ethics exam cheater.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'

'Think Basics.'

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

"...And you get hazardous pay for study hall periods."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

"I dreamed I was being chased by a giant standardized test."

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

'...All I can say is, the judge was adamant about his gag order on the case.'

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."