Education Journeyer Pillows

'I realized that I spent $100,000 to get a $12-per-hour job. In another 40 years I could break even.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The experienced backpacker.

Airlines

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Look, son, real estate."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

Student Debt

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

Soren Kierkegaard

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Back to School

"I'm pregnant."

'He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.'

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

University of Adversity.

Graduate Job Openings

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

'Oh no, not you again,'