Education Geek Pillows

'I'm hooked on phonics.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"If they're that important, how come only one of them actually starts with 'R'?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

U of Debt

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Lessons in Prehistory.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

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