Education Critics Pillows

"What did you expect from a failing education system?"

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

'My father says, these intelligence tests are biased towards the intelligent.'

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

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'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"I see you graduated Summa Cum Laude, but then didn't your whole graduating class."

'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.'

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

'This is just my part in the growing crisis in education.'

'Here's my report Dad. I got an A, an S, a B and an O.'

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

Standardized Testing

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

"The last person you should be listening to regarding school reopening....

The Illusion of School Choice

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'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

I hate to do this but you know the high costs of college.

'My dad says school is a waste of time and that as long as I'm fast, I'll succeed...'

No Readmittance

'How will THIS ever apply to my real life?'