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"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Lamb Noise.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Ringo Starr

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Spaghetti Rave"

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Pink Floyd.

My Musical Influences

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Terry Wogan

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

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Chiantis In Translation

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."