Edm Lover Mugs

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Lamb Noise.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Spaghetti Rave"

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

My Musical Influences

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Generic Products

Chiantis In Translation

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"