Editorial Sleuth Gifts

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Lesser known greek gods,

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Fear of news.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'You've been killing files again.'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

NeighWoof.

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

School of journalism and politics.

"You tend to overuse the exclamation point."

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

Whodunits

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

Library sections - Music, Art ... Crime (missing) History..

Conflicting Reports

Idea! Waste it on someone else. I know how I can spend my spare time now that my work hours have been cut. Citizen journalist. What did you know and when did you know it?! Oh brother.

It's my turn to put you under electronic surveillance. Cops-n-Robbers-n-Identity Thieves-n-Corporate Investigators.

Ok, who wants to break the story ofmy retirement as you journalism teacher, and who wants to be the anonymous source?

'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'

You can always tell a good book by its libel.

Stolen Crime Books.

'Cops and Rubbers.'

News of the Underworld

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"