Edgy Humor Fan Prints

"So far, you sold your work to some good magazines but I', looking for a well experienced cartoonist. Come back as soon as you have at least three death threats."

"Awesome, dude! A little of that blood in our systems and we'll be high for a week!"

Devil tattoo.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

The Brothers Grime

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Trump Poutine

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Check out the old dude.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Beer Parasol.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'