Ed-tech Innovator Prints

"With the internet I can access information 24/7 so I decided I don't need to go to school."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Technologies and distance classes

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Education Plan

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Education.

Looking inside the internal maze,

"I wish school was more like TV."

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'