Economy T-Shirts

Warren Buffett as a child

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

Bank - Going out of business sale!

Since cutting their market research budget management had to find alternative ways of planning their marketing strategy.

Watching a tennis match vs. watching the stock market.

"Good news - remember all those growth stocks I sold you? They're now value stocks."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Does your accountant share your vision?

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'

A good place in the queue.

'Look on the bright side, Herb - THIS job will never go overseas!'

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

Business News: Economic Growth Indicators are Up, Led By Car Repairs, Divorce Costs, Open Heart Surgeries and Toxic Waste Cleanups.

'Albert, it was just a nightmare! Believe me, there's no taxman-monster under the bed!'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

'I guess it's true that it's all about re-branding in this economy...'

'Yeah, I've been lucky. My business is pretty darned recession-proof.'

'Forget the flat screen, Phil. I just found a sack of Basmati rice!'

Discount Medical Suppliers

Man comes across desert island which has an ATM.

Beware: worst case scenario

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'I'm sorry, but we don't have a hiring freeze here.'

'To you Herbert, your uncle leaves, as a hedge against inflation, a stash of U.S. Forever postage stamps.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Greed and Fear.

What Euro crisis?

'You've got hopelessness and despair until 3:25, at which time your survival instincts are scheduled to kick in.'

Your dream home

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"You've lost the firm thousands, but it's not the end of hte world, just your career!"