Economy Gifts

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

Bank - Going out of business sale!

Since cutting their market research budget management had to find alternative ways of planning their marketing strategy.

Watching a tennis match vs. watching the stock market.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Good news - remember all those growth stocks I sold you? They're now value stocks."

'Look on the bright side, Herb - THIS job will never go overseas!'

A good place in the queue.

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Does your accountant share your vision?

'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'Albert, it was just a nightmare! Believe me, there's no taxman-monster under the bed!'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

Business News: Economic Growth Indicators are Up, Led By Car Repairs, Divorce Costs, Open Heart Surgeries and Toxic Waste Cleanups.

Discount Medical Suppliers

'I guess it's true that it's all about re-branding in this economy...'

'Forget the flat screen, Phil. I just found a sack of Basmati rice!'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'I'm sorry, but we don't have a hiring freeze here.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Beware: worst case scenario

Man comes across desert island which has an ATM.

'To you Herbert, your uncle leaves, as a hedge against inflation, a stash of U.S. Forever postage stamps.'

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'We don't have the businessman's lunch anymore, sir. The SEC made us cancel it.'

"You've lost the firm thousands, but it's not the end of hte world, just your career!"

What Euro crisis?

Your dream home

'You've got hopelessness and despair until 3:25, at which time your survival instincts are scheduled to kick in.'

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

Man Chasing a £20.