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"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

The day the stock market went UP.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Russia Money Laundering

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

US dollar rising and falling.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.