Economics Learner Gifts

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Will work for ETFs

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

COVID-19 Stops Economy

Eurobonds Explained.

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'All I know is when it's the 'birds and bees' it's about sex; and when it's the 'bulls and bears' it's about money.'

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Nervous World Markets.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'