Economics Learner Gifts

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Will work for ETFs

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Eurobonds Explained.

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'All I know is when it's the 'birds and bees' it's about sex; and when it's the 'bulls and bears' it's about money.'

COVID-19 Stops Economy

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Nervous World Markets.