Economics Enchanter Gifts

'Glory be, but isn't it great to be in the doom and gloom business this year?'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

The president's men

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Economy

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Everything's gone up."

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'And these are the projections if we stop doing silly things like paying the employees.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

Economy.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Long and Short term investments.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'