Economic Strategist Pillows

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').

'When you take out food, energy...inflation remained at a 20 year low.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

The road ahead?

'How is the budget forecast looking?'

"We can't always wing it with quick fix solutions. We need an effective long term miracle."

IMF warns world needs to work together to solve looming global Economic crisis

Just married for tax purposes

Economic casualties.

Export

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"I'm using this time to try and get my financial house back in order again."

'We're counting on inflation.'

"One day more boy, all this will be yours!"

'Since we started reporting our assets in Russian Rubles, our fund sounds a lot bigger.'

'Our portfolio is not going anywhere. I'm going to add some transportation stocks to the mix to see if that will move our investments along.'

EU and India partnership.

"I once had a firm foothold in reality, but I found that it seriously undermined my ability to function as a financial market analyst."

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

Banana Peels.

Financial crisis.

Oil War

"We still haven't worked out all the kinks in the capitalist system, have we, J.B.?"

"We fire pound coins at each other at high speeds and hope for the best ..."

Ben Bernanke

'I'll be glad when this recession is over.'

What to Do About the High Cost of Gas....

Fiscal cliff

'Man, I hate it whenever some big conglomerate comes along and decides to check us out!'

Checking the financial health.

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'

Trying to Overcome an Economic Crisis.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

Food prices.