Economic Savior Admirer Pillows

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Watering Money

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

European currency on the edge.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Made in China

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

Flat tax - equal burden?

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'I see everyone got the memo.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

What do you suggest we do about this?

'The recession is over, again.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Sub-prime Bear