Economic Satirist Pillows

"Didn't you used to manage our mutual fund?"

'So, it's taken you six months to finally finish the report on our financial crisis and your solution is: 'We need to make more money'.'

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

"Is that just for the night, or for ever?"

Bottle of pills labelled 'Global Recovery Capsules,' with 'Warning: May cause inflation, deflation, nausea, panic attacks. Use caution when mixing with optimism, stocks, bonds.'

'Let's see, no current job, no job history, dicey credit report, congratulations Ed, you're approved!'

"Oh, thank goodness! I think I just felt the bottom..."

'Inflation is when everyone is so rich nobody can afford anything.'

'Why don't we keep the law of demand, repeal the supply part,'

'Do you see any signs of improvement in their conditions?!'

'No, no, Eddy - it's your job that's moving to Mexico, not you!'

'You've filled out the loan application properly. Would you like an immediate denial, or one with the added drama of time?'

'Now's here's a newsflash. Recent studies show that feelings of well-being rise with income.'

Unsecured Creditor, please help.

'The deficit is at an all-time high, and you want to do VOLUNTEER work?'

Famous Last Words

"Why is the invisible hand of the marketplace always in my pocket?"

House of Cards - Europe.

"No one talks in millions anymore."

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

'To you Herbert, your uncle leaves, as a hedge against inflation, a stash of U.S. Forever postage stamps.'

Stocks Market... "It's got an extra large hole for fat cat bankers."

'Interest rates are up. Should that concern us?'

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Economic theory office with two boxes on desk - 'the rich get richer' and 'the poor get poorer'.

Business Confidence - Confident Rhetoric

"It's inflation, Miss Borgia - too much money chasing too few poisons."

"Look, I'm rich and you're poor, but in the context of eye-popping trillion-dollar deficits the difference is just a rounding error."

'There's been no confirmation, but the possible merger of two giants has sent stock prices soaring.'

'Inflation allows us to live in a more expensive neighbourhood with even moving.'

"The sky is falling - I just heard it from a very reliable source!"

"It's Athens, sir. They're offering to prop up the pound."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

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