Economic Reformist Pillows

"We've come up with a new drug to combat 'greed', but it's $90 per pill."

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Capitalist Dependence

"Russia is run by rich oligarchs. America is run by rich insurance companies."

"Gee, thanks pal."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Minimum wage.

Bring flag factories back to America.

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

'He has a learning disability all right - television!'

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

Merkel's shadow.

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

Sick America

Balancing budget on the backs of women.

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

"So that's agreed then, we don't need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment practices!"

Obsolete: Any piece of software or hardware that your school brought last year for mega bucks.

'That does it. . . Little Freddie is not going to law school! He's going to become an oncologist, Mary a gerontologist and Stevie a pharmacist! We'll be covered!'

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

The Dollar Prison

Department of ReEducation

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

Shared Poverty

'He's worried that the 20% that changes is the only 20% he knows!'

First class only raft.

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."