Economic Reform Enthusiast Pillows

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

Can I Have His House?

'Typical! There's never anything in it for the little people.'

WTO'd (white and blue collar).

Occupy everything!

Minimum wage.

"Don't look down on him Tarquin. If it wasn't for poor, homeless, ex-tax payers like him, we'd never have been bailed out."

'I'm hungry' and 'I'm greedy'

"This quarter looks much better than last quarter. It's shinier."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Gee, thanks pal."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Watering Money

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

European currency on the edge.

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'I see everyone got the memo.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

Flat tax - equal burden?

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Sub-prime Bear

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'