Economic Policy Analyst Gifts

'Romney fixed the hole in the safety net.'

'Instead of bankers, divide $700- billion among high schoolers on Friday, they spend it. And by Monday all that money is flowing up rhrough the economy, ending the recession!'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

In and Out Sourced.

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Budget

"Tariffs"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

Keep the econoimy moving

Viva Belarus!

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Alms Bank

Data From a Truck

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"We've been cancelled."