Economic Issues Follower Pillows

'Mr. President, the Post Office is going broke because the poor can't afford to buy postage.', 'No problem -- we'll just issue them STAMP stamps!

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Schengen

The day the stock market went UP.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Jumping Wall Street.

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Euro against the Dollar.

"He downgraded Apple."

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Exchange Rate.