Economic Inequality Awareness Gifts

"Frightful business, I know, but at least we're all in the same boat, what?"

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

Alms Bank

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Poor man and rich man

A Company Run By One Genius Supervising Thousands of Morons

Fat Cats

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

'The 'Hate Wall Street' bubble will eventually burst.'

Executive pay.

Inequality Protests

"Learn how to delegate!"

"Designer sheets...They must be in the 1%."

'Gee, thanks pal."

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'

"Don't you think you should help us?"

"Every commodity has an exchange value, which is measured according to the misery of each person...."

"It helps us assess the situation better from up here."

IVF Slut

"I would just like to remind you that rich lives matter too."

"More?! More?! You want more?! You stinkin' socialist!"

The New Elite. . .

'What wine goes best with watching well-meaning protesters everywhere getting crushed by powerful governments and interest groups?'

Broke? Declare Yourself a Church and Burn

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."

'... and then, all of a sudden, my fortunes took a turn for the worse...'

Ragged King and Queen

Private Tax Haven

"Get me everything we have on poor people."

"If we're to squeeze another fifty years out of this planet, we need to convince a lot of nations to give up 'our' way of life."

'What are you looking at?'

"I just feel full of rage...loathing, anger, frustration."

"I have everything tied up in making ends meet."