Economic Inequality Buffs Gifts

"Good question. Yes, we have your best interests at heart."

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

It's Who You Know

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

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A Company Run By One Genius Supervising Thousands of Morons

'I suppose you've often wondered what you'd do if you had my income.'

'The 'Hate Wall Street' bubble will eventually burst.'

Fat Cats

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

Fair Tax

"Here's the thing. . . if we give poor people too much, rich people will long longer run the country."

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

'Gee, thanks pal."

Inequality Protests

"Designer sheets...They must be in the 1%."

Executive pay.

"Learn how to delegate!"

"More?! More?! You want more?! You stinkin' socialist!"

IVF Slut

"We've been making record profits and I hear some of it is trickling down to the workers. We need to call a plumber to stop the leak."

Salary pyramid

"Every commodity has an exchange value, which is measured according to the misery of each person...."

Occupy God's Vacuum

'I don't see the need to specify.'

Salary Pyramid

'Fight income inequality!'

'What wine goes best with watching well-meaning protesters everywhere getting crushed by powerful governments and interest groups?'

Broke? Declare Yourself a Church and Burn

Rich and poor