Economic Inequality Analyst T-Shirts

"I have everything tied up in making ends meet."

"Every commodity has an exchange value, which is measured according to the misery of each person...."

Executive pay.

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

Poor man and rich man

'I suppose you've often wondered what you'd do if you had my income.'

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

'The 'Hate Wall Street' bubble will eventually burst.'

USA Slavery

Fat Cats

'Gee, thanks pal."

Inequality Protests

"Don't you think you should help us?"

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

"Designer sheets...They must be in the 1%."

"Learn how to delegate!"

'If everyone worked harder, they'd all be in the 1%.'

"More?! More?! You want more?! You stinkin' socialist!"

'What wine goes best with watching well-meaning protesters everywhere getting crushed by powerful governments and interest groups?'

"O.K. guys, now lets go and earn that four hundred times our workers' salaries."

The New Elite. . .

Occupied America

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."

The One Percent

"If we're to squeeze another fifty years out of this planet, we need to convince a lot of nations to give up 'our' way of life."

Entering Experimental 'No More Middle Class' Zone.

The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. I was just trying to balance the scales, for heaven's sake!

Private Tax Haven

"Get me everything we have on poor people."