Economic Inequality Analyst Pillows

"I have everything tied up in making ends meet."

IVF Slut

"Every commodity has an exchange value, which is measured according to the misery of each person...."

Executive pay.

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

More Unequal Than Others

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

It's Who You Know

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

Poor man and rich man

'I suppose you've often wondered what you'd do if you had my income.'

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

USA Slavery

Fat Cats

'The 'Hate Wall Street' bubble will eventually burst.'

"Don't you think you should help us?"

'Gee, thanks pal."

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'

Inequality Protests

"Designer sheets...They must be in the 1%."

"Learn how to delegate!"

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

'If everyone worked harder, they'd all be in the 1%.'

"More?! More?! You want more?! You stinkin' socialist!"

Occupied America

Broke? Declare Yourself a Church and Burn

Shared Sacrifice

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."

"O.K. guys, now lets go and earn that four hundred times our workers' salaries."

'What wine goes best with watching well-meaning protesters everywhere getting crushed by powerful governments and interest groups?'

The New Elite. . .

The One Percent

The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. I was just trying to balance the scales, for heaven's sake!