Economic Illusionist Pillows

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Made in China

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'The recession is over, again.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

The Euro - R.I.P.

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

'Wait a minute....!

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Money god

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

Investments.