Economic Evolution Observer T-Shirts

'Hunting and gathering are 'old' economy- I'm going to be a middleman.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Loan Alley

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Economy

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"Everything's gone up."

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

Economy.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Long and Short term investments.