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'Hunting and gathering are 'old' economy- I'm going to be a middleman.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

The economy.

Loan Alley

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Everything's gone up."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Economy.

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

Long and Short term investments.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."