Economic Cycle Historian Pillows

UP Again: Housing Prices.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Why markets crash.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

Republican politics!

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

General Motors.

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Twenty-seven years in a row the women investors in this club have outperformed the men--talk about lucky streaks.'

Capitalism gone nuts!

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

More Money for Greece.

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Capitalism

Wall Street In Jail

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Too big to fail

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

"Hold all calls, I'm taking a bath."

Dollars Press Conference

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."