Historical Economy Buff Pillows

"He was a mainstay of the economy. Now two brewries and a whiskey distillery are on short time and one tobacco wholesaler has gone completely bankrupt."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Loan Alley

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Dow Jones drop

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

The Invisible Hand of the Market

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

The End is Nigh

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

Take me to your leader. . .

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."