Historical Economy Buff Pillows

"He was a mainstay of the economy. Now two brewries and a whiskey distillery are on short time and one tobacco wholesaler has gone completely bankrupt."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Loan Alley

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Dow Jones drop

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Standard And P****d.

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

The Invisible Hand of the Market

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

The End is Nigh

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Take me to your leader. . .

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."