Economic Cycle Analyst Gifts

'40 years from now, they'll look back at this decade as the good old days.'

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

Mario Draghi

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Men's business romper.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

In and Out Sourced.

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Out of control

Viva Belarus!

Alms Bank

Keep the econoimy moving

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

COVID Road Map

White House Garage Sale.

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

To-Let Town Centre Map

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Bribes.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

The spend is high

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'