'That's one sick animal, Mr Ioannou. I reckon it'll take 10% of your savings to get it on its feet again!'
Economic Crisis Buff Gifts
Are you shopping for someone fascinated by economic downturns and financial crises? Our collection offers clever and funny items that turn economic woes into comedy, perfect for the finance enthusiast or economics student who appreciates a good laugh amidst the chaos.
McCain, Hero of the Financial Implosion
'It's a house repossession wave.'
"Take the other door, Mr. Tsipras!"
Greece thanks Germany for the bailout
'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'
Loan Alley
'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'
"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."
'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'
TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement
Dow Jones drop
'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'
'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'
Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.
'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'
There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...
A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.
Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD
"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."
The Invisible Hand of the Market
"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."
"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."
'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'
"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"
"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."
Shares Nosedive
The Euro.
Trump and President Xi
The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.
'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'
Federal Guidelines
The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.
Chained CPI
Wholesale market in Cuba
Economic Crisis Buff Gifts Collection
Economic Crisis Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the economic crisis buff, featuring funny and insightful designs perfect for starting the day with a smile.
Economic Crisis Buff Pillows
Shop cushions that playfully comment on economic downturns—snuggle up with humor designed for the finance-savvy or recession-aware.
Economic Crisis Buff Prints
Browse posters and prints with clever cartoons and satire about financial crises—great for decorating a home or office with a humorous edge.
Economic Crisis Buff T-Shirts
Discover funny t-shirts that cater to economic crisis enthusiasts—ideal for making a witty statement at gatherings or just adding humor to your wardrobe.