Economic Analyzer Gifts

Room for Error

'I'd say my client's position was more agitated than distressed.'

Are we headed into a recession?

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

In and Out Sourced.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Everything's gone up."

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.