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'All those who think change is good, say aye...'

The economy dragging engineers along a roller-coaster.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

...In today's economy, how many peak earning years do I have left?

"International trade"

Burned Out

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Trading Market Balancing Act.

Economy Portrait

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"Put me through to City Stockbrokers please."

"Ms. Frobisher, you know the market has turned around when suddenly you have nothing more to lose and everything to gain."

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Good boy."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

British savings accounts

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."