Ecological Entertainer Prints

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

The Joshua Tree

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Rising sea levels."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Will work for manure.

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

An snail shell with a chimney

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'